Shipping policy
Last updated: October 19, 2026
Short version: $1.99 shipping, free on orders over $50. Most orders arrive within about two weeks.
What it costs
Standard shipping is $1.99. Orders of $50 or more ship free. You’ll see the final cost at checkout before you pay.
How long it takes
Every tee is printed when you order it, not pulled off a shelf. Printing usually takes 2–3 business days. Delivery takes about 4–8 business days after that.
These are estimates, not guarantees. Carrier delays, weather, and other things outside our control can slow things down.
Tracking
We’ll email you a tracking link as soon as your order ships. It can take a day for the first update to appear. The bird is on its way, just quietly.
Where we ship
Anywhere in the United States. We don’t ship internationally yet.
Changes and cancellations
Need to change your address or cancel? Contact us as soon as you can. If your tee hasn’t gone to print yet, we can update it or cancel and refund the whole order. Once printing has started or it’s on the truck, we can’t change it. See our refund policy for what happens next.
Lost, late, or damaged
If tracking stops moving, your package doesn’t show up, or it arrives damaged, let us know. Please double-check the shipping address on your order confirmation too. We’ll look into it and send you a new one or a refund.
Questions?
Contact us and pick what it’s about. Real people, no bots. We usually reply within a day.